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  • Bae:

    Come over

  • Me:

    I'm in me mum's car

  • Bae:

    My parents aren't home

  • Me:

    Broom Broom

  • Me Mum:

    Get out me car

amyjpond:

when you finish reading a book you read really fast and you’re like wait i should’ve read that slower

Age is just a number. Yeah, what’s the number?!

alex-of-macedonia:

meladoodle:

*at job interview* Oh yes, my criminal record? The only thing illegal I’ve done is absolutely KILLIN it on the dancefloor. Haha, just kidding! I have killed a man

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citgo:

appropriate replies to selfies

  • fuck
  • damn
  • wtf
  • uhhh hmu (my personal favorite)
  • brah
  • ayyyy
  • shawtayyyyy
  • ok
  • usher lyrics

suspend:

LIKING SOMEONE IS SO STRESSFUL